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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Airlines


I have the solution for the prevention
of hijackings, and at the same time getting
our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not
allowed to look at naked women we should
replace all of our female flight attendants
with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the
planes for fear of seeing a naked woman,
and of course, every businessman in this country
would start flying again in hope of seeing a
naked woman.
Hijackings would end and the airline industry
would have record sales.

Why didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

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