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Saturday, September 10, 2005

Giggles and Thoughts for Sat.

Weird Fact of the Day
In the movie "The Wizard Of Oz," Toto the dog's salary was $125 a week, while Judy Garland was $500 a week.
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. A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone,
his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how
he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains
the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, "But don't
worry, the cat is in heaven with God now."

... The boy replied, "What's God gonna' do with a dead cat?"
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"Melissa, I don't know what to do," Janice said to her
friend at work. "That good-looking Mike in accounting asked
me out for Saturday night. Should I go?"

"Oh, my gosh," her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine
you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment.
Then he'll rip off your dress and you'll have fantastic sex!"

"What should I do?"

"Wear an old dress."
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Q. Have you heard about the brown nosed duck?
A. He could fly just as fast as the other ducks
but couldn't stop as fast.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra.

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