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Monday, September 05, 2005

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
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I just saw a TV ad for a those whose loved ones might be suffering
from "nursing-home abuse." Among the "signs" of abuse were bed
sores, weight loss, and DEATH. If your loved one is exhibiting
death, I think it's too late to change nursing homes!
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A man complained about having had two unhappy marriages.
His first wife divorced him and his second wife wouldn't.
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My wife hasn't spoken to me since the baby was born because of a
little misunderstanding. She called me at work and said her water
had broken and I called the plumber.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hang on to any of the new State of Texas quarters.

If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U. S.
Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Texas quarters
that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state.

"We are recalling all the new Texas quarters that were recently
issued,"
Treasury Undersecretary Jack Shackleford said Monday. This action is
being
taken after numerous reports that new quarters will not work in parking
meters, tollbooths, vending machines, pay phones, or other
coin-operated
devices.

The problem lies in the unique design of the Texas quarter, which was
created by an Aggie graduate, Shackleford said.

"Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel
together
keeps jamming the coin-operated devices."

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