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Monday, September 05, 2005

His & Hers





Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to
get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every
buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little
old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to
make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't
have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better
still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life...... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for
anything the rest of your life!!!!!"

Then POOF!......she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"

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Okay here's the most recent scam! This new scam is being pulled mainly on older women who are past the age of giving a running pursuit.

What happens is that when the intended victim stops for a red light, an almost nude, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windshield.

While he is doing this, another young, handsome, athletic man opens the back door of the car, takes anything valuable and, if traffic is not heavy he may insist the woman drive off with him to some lonely spot, where he has his way with her.

They are very good at this.

They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday.

I couldn't find them Sunday...

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