Me and Me
Things I have learned, over the years. I have decided it is easier to borrow, (steal is such a harsh way to phase it don't you think)
wonderful things sent to me via email than try to come up with them myself. However I will add a few things of my own along the way.
1)I have learned that no matter how bad something is it can always get worse.
2) Never listen to someone tell you it is a good plan if they want you to do it first. I.E. brothers talking you into jumping off a barn. Chasing a striped cat. Hiding a baby coon from its mother in your closet.
3)Forgetting the pain of childbirth is a myth also. That shit hurts don't let anyone tell you different
4)I have learned if someone starts a sentence with this is the truth. You won't find a grain in the tale
5)A pile of laundry multiplies like rabbits over night.
6)Kids can always make you feel better with their outlook on life. If you just listen.
7)Life is too short to take your self serious for very long.
8)A clean house does not make it a home. It just makes it smell better
9)Pets always come to country homes. Of course that Buick that stopped at the end of the drive might have had something to do with it also.
10)Most people can be bought cheap remember how many times someone was gonna pay you back?
11)The older you get the more mellow you get is a crock. Its, the less bullshit you can be fed.
12)If all else fails in life talking to the one with the power generally helps. However that is not a guarantee that its gonna go like you want it to go. Just quiets the fears till the storm passes.
ALSO MOST PICS ARE NOT BORROWED HERE THEY ARE HOMEGROWN.