Odds and Ends
Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through immigration.
The Officer said "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there
is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S."
Pedro said, " I am ready."
The officer said "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink and Green."
Pedro thought for a few minutes and said "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said "Go ahead."
Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it
up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Pedro.'"
Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you.
Have a nice day!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Give The Frog A Loan