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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Perfect Husband


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk...

Everyone else in the room stops to listen..

MAN: "Hello"...

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club..?"

MAN: "Yes"...

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat... It's only $1,000...Is it OK if I buy it...?"

MAN: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much"...

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models... I saw one I really liked"...

MAN: "How much...?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"...

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"...

WOMAN: "Great..! .! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market... They're asking $950,000"...

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000"..

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later...I love you...!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"...The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment...

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?!

1 Comments:

At September 07, 2005 4:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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