"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."from the Bard:
In the Amazon rain forest, three explorers were walking.
One was Irish, another English, and the last American.
Soon, they came across a tribe, and the leader of the tribe told them
that if they wanted to pass through this territory, they had to pass the
three caves test.
The explorers agreed and asked what the three cave test was.
The leader of the tribe took them to the caves, where he said,
"Inside the first, there are three bottles of rum, each 100 years old
and said to be toxic. You have to drink one each.
In the second is a lion with a thorn in his foot.
You must remove the thorn.
In the third is a woman who has never been satisfied,
and she must be satisfied." The three men were hesitant but could not back out, so the American went into the first cave, drank the bottle, and died soon afterward.
The Englishman was second. He went into the first cave, drank the bottle, then went into the second cave.
There was a lot of commotion and roaring. No one emerged from the cave.
Lastly, the Irish man went into the first cave and drank the bottle.
He went into the second cave. At first, there was a lot of commotion, and then there was a soft purring sound. Then he entered the last cave. Two minutes later, he came out puzzled and asked, "Where's the thorn in the woman's foot...?"
Fireman Bob rushed into a burning building and
rescued a beautiful young lady who was clad only
in the top half of her baby-doll nightgown. He
carried her in his arms down three flights of
stairs and saved her from her sure demise.
As they arrived safely a wash of gratitude rushed
over her. She looked at him with great fondness
and admiration, then said, "Oh, you are wonderful!
It must have taken great strength and courage to
rescue me the way you did."
"Yes it did," the fireman admitted. "I had to
fight off three other firemen who were trying to
get to you first!"
Weird Fact of the Day
In a lifetime, the average driver will honk 15,250 times.