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Sunday, September 04, 2005

The Truth


: Isn't This The Truth!
A college student at a recent USC football game challenged a senior
citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their
generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the
student said, loud enough for the whole crowd to hear, "Today we have
television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked on the Moon, our
spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric and
hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing . . . and . . uh .
"

Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
"You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young, so we
invented them, you little twit! What the hell are you doing for the next
generation??"

I love senior citizens!

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