Trying to Recall
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared.
Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring at him. The teenager finally said sarcastically, " What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, " Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock ... I was just wondering if you were my son."