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Monday, September 05, 2005

Trying to Recall


An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared.

Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring at him. The teenager finally said sarcastically, " What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, " Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock ... I was just wondering if you were my son."

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