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Monday, September 05, 2005

Wise Thoughts

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Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.


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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.


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A penny saved is a government oversight.


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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.


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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a

replacement.


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He who hesitates is probably right.


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Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."


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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.


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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.


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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.


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Did you ever notice:

When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."

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