1. "I'd like the number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona,"the young man said to the 411 operator."There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix,Arizona," the operator said. "Do you have a street name?"The young man hesitated a moment, then said,"Well, most people just call me Tyrone."
2. A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradishalways kept a bottle of it on his dining room table.He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful.When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped,"I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you arethe first one I've met who passed out a sample of it."
3. After the christening of his baby brother in church, littlefive-year-old Johnny sat in the back seat, unusually quite.Very softly he started to cry until his father noticed himsobbing."What's wrong, little Johnny?" asked his father.Between sniffles little Johnny replied, "That priest said hewanted us brought up in a Christian home, an-an-and I wantto stay with YOU guys!"