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Saturday, November 19, 2005

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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Herhusband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. Theboy now has company. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250." A few weeks later it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover arein the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine." The following weekend, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I soldthem." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says,"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you tochurch and make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the littleboy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".

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