Yesterday, I heard from a drug rep for Glaxo who told me that they are on the verge of launching a new herbal remedy that they thinkwill take the market by storm. This drug sounds so promising that I want to suggest to my friends that they consider buying stock inthe company now. The drug is called Gingko Viagra, and its functionis to help you remember what the fuck you are doing.
MOODS OF A WOMAN
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in range, enchant
you in silk, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
MOODS OF A MAN