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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

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The city boy goes to countryside to visit his uncle. After the sun goesdown, the boy hears strange, another-world howling. He gets frightenedand runs to his uncle. "Uncle, uncle, there are werewolves!""That's rubbish, boy, ain't no such thing"."'Then, there must be man-eating wolves"."No, we haven't got those buddies, either.""What is this sound, then?" the boy asks."They are coyotes"."Coyotes? What are those?""They look a lot like dogs. In fact, ya can consider them a kind ofdog." The boy wants to find out more: "Why are they making thatfrightening noise?""See, nephew, we ain't got many trees around here. We got cactuses!"
stolen from buffole
A traveling salesman sees a sign:
SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

Down the road he sees another:
SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he realizes that the signs are real. Then he drives past a
third sign:
SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door: SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and another nun in a long black habit, holding a tin cup, answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $100 out his wallet and places it in the cup. He eagerly trots down the hall, slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing anothersmall sign:

GO IN PEACE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS SERVES
YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

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