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Sunday, November 20, 2005

Goofy Giggles


Denis Leary Quotes "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named aftera part of my own ass, okay?"
"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct."
"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid!"
"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them intoone country and call it Irate.
All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."
"Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps!

"2. A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him."Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink before. What's going on?" Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass,the man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp."But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not anymore! He is!"

3. Bill was chuckling at the bar when his friend Mike joined him. "Women, they think they're so smart," hesaid with a sly smile, going on to explain that he'd eavesdropped on a phone conversation between his fiancé, Lynn, and her best friend, Amy "She said, 'Bill doesn'tknow it yet, but the only time I'm putting out is when I want to get pregnant."At this, Bill doubled over with laughter, and Mike looked at his friend with some consternation, "I'd be mad as a hatter! Why aren't you?" he asked."Why get mad?" answered Bill. "She'll never know I've had a vasectomy!"

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