A little boy hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies, "Well, uh ... you got hereto uh ... enjoy yourself and have a good time." The boy starts hollering that he wants to go there too, but his father insists that he's too young just yet. Saturday night his dad and a few friends sneak out to "SweetSuzie's" to "enjoy themselves and have a good time", not knowing the littlef ellow is hot on their heels following them. The men are inside for quite awhile, but as soon as his father leaves, the little boy hurries into the whorehouse and tells the Madame that he wants to enjoy himself and have a good time. She's a bit taken back at first, but, being a kind-hearted lady she gives him three sugar-glazed doughnuts and tells him to have a good time by enjoying them on the way home. Later that evening he arrives back home to find his parents all worried, his mum lying down with a worry-stress migraine. His father approaches him first and asks him where he's been."INA WHOREHOUSE!" he shouts proudly. "SHOOSH! your mum has a headache," his father said leading him out into the kitchen. "Ok then, so you went there... how was it?" "Great dad! I managed to eat the first two without any problem, but I could only just manage to lick the last one.
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