Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possum how.(How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)
Q. How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
A. You hang up a bingo sign!
Q. How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. When the cake jumps out of the girl!
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride!
Q. What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant?A. Men's asses.