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A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?", says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 5 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell,' and you say 'ass', OK?" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Awe hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. The Mom looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
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