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Sunday, November 20, 2005

ROYAL GOSSIP The Prince's Wedding Night.. It's reported that on their wedding night the following took place: As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle,she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Philip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped onthe bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing me." The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigor,but it was stuck. "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,"There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SO good!" In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Philip and said, "See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin." Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe."Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne. At which Prince Philip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy - Once a Navy man, Always a Navy man!"

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