Sat Giggles (R)ated
Q: Why did God give women nipples? A: To make suckers out of men.
SAT.GIGGLES BORROWED FROM VARIOUS SITES
Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office.
"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.
"It's my boyfriend." gushes Judi. "He was working on the
engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down
and cut off a finger!"
"My god", shrieks Carol. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!?"
"No thank goodness" sniffs Judi. "But it was the one just
next to it!"
Borrowed From Over the Edge
After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet
country road and made his move. When Mary responded
enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand
up her blouse.
Suddenly she jerked away, got out of the car and stomped home.
That night she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are
her own two legs."
On their next date, Carl returned to the country road. As they
were necking, he slid his hand up Mary's skirt. Once again,
she pulled away, got out of the car and stomped home.
That night she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best
friends are her own two legs."
On the third date, the pair returned to the country road. This
time Mary didn't get home until very late.
That night she wrote, "Dear diary: There comes a time when
even the best of friends must part.
Borrowed From Over The Edge
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for
30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped
holes in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary
figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered
Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in
awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal
passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and
gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed
"What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels.
Borrowed frome Over The Edge
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.