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Sunday, November 13, 2005

Short Giggles

The doctor tells his patient: "Dianne, I have some good news and some bad news."Dianne asks for the good news first."Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you aren't suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared.""And the bad news?" Dianne asks.To which the Doc replies: "I'm afraid there's no cure for being a natural bitch."~~~
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."~~~
Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a localnewspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts' column. "Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of $1 per insertion." "You don't say," said the spinster "Well then, here's $20 and to hell with the advertisement!"~~~~
A California cosmetic surgery practice is opening a new office wherebreast augmentation surgery is done on an outpatient basis in about 30 minutes.... They are going to call the practice "Jiffy Boob."

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