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Sunday, November 13, 2005

Southern California Freeway Schedule

Southern California Freeway Schedule
Monday...............SMALL ARMS ONLY: .38 CAL. & under
Tuesday..............LADIES SHOTGUN DAY
Wednesday.........MEN'S LARGE CALIBER-SCOPED RIFLES ONLY
Thursday.............AUTOMATIC WEAPON DAY
Friday.................CANNON & BAZOOKA DAY: HAND GRENADES OKAY(MORNING ONLY)
Saturday.............MEN & WOMEN'S OPEN: COMPETITION FOR PRIZES(MOST CARS, HIGHEST TOTAL VALUE)
Sunday...............GUN CLEANING: OFF DAY-SLINGSHOTS, SQUIRT GUNS GESTURES OF PROFANITY, NO THROWN OBJECTS. IF YOU'RE PLANNING A TRIP TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, PLEASE ARM YOURSELF ACCORDING TO THE ABOVE SCHEDULE. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL SUSPEND YOU FROM FREEWAY USE. VIOLATIONS WILL RESULT IN REVOCATION OF USE OF FREEWAYS AND PERMANENT PLACEMENT ON A LOS ANGELES RAPID TRANSIT DISTRICT BUS.
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FREEWAY AUTHORITY1-800-SUR-SHOTL.
A./LONG BEACH.................1-213-TAR-GETS
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY......1-818-BUL-LETS
ORANGE COUNTY.................1-714-HAN-GUNS
SAN DIEGO...........................1-619-WEA-PONS

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