Let's have Male & Female Nouns...
It has often been suggested that English should have male and female nouns. Here are a few candidates for consideration as useful male and female nouns :WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.SHOE --
male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tonguehanging out.
COPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while towarm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device whenthe right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc whenthe wrong buttons are pushed.
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning."
Nate and Martin, two army buddies are on leave and decide to go to Nate's house and get drunk. Lo and behold they run out of beer so Nate says that he will go for more. As he is leaving he tells his wife Barbara to show Martin her best southern hospitality which she agrees to do. Nate comes back with the beer and finds Martin and Barbara screwing right on the kitchen floor. Nate yells, "what are you doing Barbara?" She replies, "you told me to show Martin my best southern hospitality." Nate then says, "Gee whiz girl, arch your back, poor Martin's balls are on the cold floor."
It takes many nails to make a crib,but only one screw to fill it.
"My professional and my personal lives have become way too intertwined." the stewardess told her fellow stew. "Last night my husband nudged me awake, and began to make love. Without giving it a thought, I said, 'Welcome Aboard'."
On the back of a septic-service company truck: "Satisfaction guaranteed, or your merchandise cheerfully refunded."