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Sunday, December 04, 2005

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Weird Fact of the Day
When a polar bear cub is born, it can not see or hear.
It takes approximately a month for the cub
to start to see and hear.
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"I notice you always walk through a door first when you're with a man." I said to my friend Connie, an English teacher. "But if you're with a woman, you let her ahead of you." "Of course," she smiled. "I before he, except after she." (Reader's Digest)
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A few years ago, an American and a British journalist were discussing Thanksgiving on a British radio program. The American asked if Thanksgiving was celebrated in the UK. "Yes," the British journalist replied, "but we celebrate it on the 6th of September." "Why then?" "That's when you chaps left."
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Weird Fact of the Day
There are five million scent receptors located in a human beings nose.
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Weird Fact of the DayWhen the Pez mint dispenser was first introduced it was meant to replace the activity of smoking.
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The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal. Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they filed out, one man said, "Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful - so invigorating and inspiring and refreshing." The minister of course, broke out in a big smile, only to hear the man add, "Why I felt like a new man when I woke up!"
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A man goes to see a lawyer and asks him how much he would charge to answer just three simple questions. The lawyer replies, "$500". "$500 ? Isn't that pretty steep ?," says the man. "Not really," retorts the lawyer obviously annoyed, "Now what is your third question?"
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King Juan Carlos hired a public relations firm to find out how the Spanish people felt about him. They informed him that he had 75% approval in the mountainous areas but only 50% approval elsewhere. The conclusion was that the reign in Spain was shaky on the plain
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