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Sunday, December 04, 2005


Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!"

Weird Fact of the Day
The Christmas season begins after sunset on December 24th
and lasts until January 5th. This is also known as the Twelve Days of Christmas.

1 Comments:

At December 05, 2005 10:46 AM, Blogger TexasFred said...

You are a truly SICK person...

That is a quality I have ALWAYS admired... Keep it up... LMAO...

And THAT is MY Opinion... by TexasFred

 

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