I complained about my recent electric bill and here's their response:
Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and youwill pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We havethe power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucksto be you. We have enclosed a little picture to helpoutline our response. Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!
Your Local Power Co