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Sunday, March 19, 2006

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The Love Quiz
1. What three household items are your idea for a romantic evening?
a) A roll of duct tape, a can of beans and some pliers.
b) A wig, an umbrella and some jumper cables.
c) A snow globe, a water gun and some piano wire
2. When you're whispering in your loved one's ear, how might they respond?
a) "How dare you talk about my momma!"
b) "Can you move? I can't see the television."
c) "Yes I paid the light bill."
3. Which Stooge best describes how you and your partner fool around?
a) Curly - active and full of energy
b) Moe - abusive and mean
c) Larry - you know..
4.Which of the following is your idea of a romantic meal?
a) Double Quarter Pounder with cheese Meal from McDonalds.
b) The Big Beef Burrito Supreme Meal from Taco Bell
c) An order of Buffalo Wings from Domino's pizza
5. What is your favorite part of your lover's body?
a) The part they can put behind their head.
b) The part they put in your ear. c
) The part that can fix your dinner
Total the points for the answers you gave

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1)
a=5
b=10
c=0
2)
a=10
b=5
c=0
3) a=10
b=0
c=5
4)
a=5
b=0
c=10
5)
a=5
b=10
c=0
What does it all mean?

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50-41: A Rose A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, and you, my friend, have dived head first in a vat of the old "Love Potion Number Nine."
40-31: A Sunflower Your techniques are dead on target but a little refresher course from Mr. Feelgood might raise your HMO, if you know what I mean. (Actually I don't know what I mean.)
30-21: A Daffodil Things will heat up when the pressure's on but they can disappear quickly with a quick gust of the wind. Kiss your lover before they kiss you goodbye.
20-11: A Tulip Chances are your significant other thinks you're boring, dull and unattractive. Now here's the bad news...
10-0: Crabgrass Your significant other thinks you're clinically dead.

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4 Comments:

At March 19, 2006 11:10 PM, Blogger Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

That pic is a cutie. But where do I take the quiz?

 
At March 20, 2006 5:03 AM, Blogger Patty said...

UUUhhhhh you didn't figure out if your a rose or Crabgrass?????Hmmmm..

 
At March 20, 2006 7:42 AM, Blogger Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

I've always been a pansy.

 
At March 20, 2006 12:29 PM, Blogger Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

Big Beef Burrito Supreme Meal (LOL)

 

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