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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Thinking of Disa always doing Math

I very much admire Disa and her brillant brain. However when I saw this I thought this is more the redneck calculations in math and business.
http://mrigmaiden.blogspot.com/

Mathematical Formulas

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-$-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull$hit and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top!

2 Comments:

At March 07, 2006 12:17 PM, Blogger Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

03 07 06

hahahhaahhahhahaha Patty I have almost fallen out of the chair with this one!!!!!!! You are too much. Where do you get this stuff? I wish I had a better sense of humor:) Thanks for the funnnnnnnny joke! I think my husband will love this one too:)

 
At March 07, 2006 5:31 PM, Blogger Patty said...

As I slowly get to know people through their blogs I often post things that remind me of them. I don't often point it out but this was just too funny not to post.
I am glad you enjoyed it.

 

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