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Monday, April 17, 2006

Adventure Vacation

This was written by a Canidian however it could have been written by one of us here in the good
ole U.S. of A.
If you are ready for the, adventure of a lifetime

TRY THIS: Enter Pakistan or China illegally. Never mind immigration quotas,visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical carefor you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, "It is a cultural Canadian thing. You would notunderstand, pal." Keep your Canadian identity strong. Fly the Maple leaf from your roof top, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper. Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise. Demand classes on Canadian culture in their school system. Demand a local driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in theircountry. Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws, such as street racing. Insist that local law enforcement teach English to all its officers. Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Pakistan, China or any other country in the world except right here in Canada, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians. If you agree,pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, China or Iran

2 Comments:

At April 18, 2006 10:37 PM, Blogger Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

That says it all.

 
At April 19, 2006 7:08 AM, Blogger Patty said...

I rather thought so.

 

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