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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

EUREKA !!!! I FOUND IT

I found it quite by accident. I wasn't looking for it. However for those of you with enquiring minds here it is!!!


THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA
You've heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, James Kennedy, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Well, someone managed to sneak into the top secret Homosexual Headquarters, somewhere in San Francisco, and got a copy...
Here it is: The Homosexual Agenda!
6 a.m. Gym
8 a.m. Breakfast (oatmeal and yogurt)
9 a.m. Hair appointment
10 a.m. Shopping (Macy's or Nordstrom)
12 p.m. Brunch
2 p.m. Assume complete control of governments and related agencies...except the IRS. Destroy all heterosexual marriages. Replace school counselors with militant homosexuals to recruit all school kids for the homosexual lifestyle. Infiltrate various religious factions to convert them to paganism or hair dressing. Seize control of Internet and all other media except 'The Harley Davidson Newsletter '.
3 p.m.....Be utterly fabulous!
5 p.m. Beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest, followed by aromatherapy
6 p.m. Cocktails
7 p.m. Light dinner (soup, salad with arugula & balsamic vinegar dressing, Chardonnay)
8 p.m. Theater or Ballet
10 p.m. Cocktails in a charming neighborhood bistro
12 a.m. Bed (du jour).
Gosh..you didn't know that the Agenda really existed,I always thought that it was just propaganda from the religious zealots.

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