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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Don't

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the
first thing He said was "DON'T!"

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"Don't what?" Adam replied.




"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.





"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have
forbidden fruit!!!!!"





"No Way!"





"Yes way!"






"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.





"Why"


"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why
He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break and He was angry! "Didn't I
tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.





"Uh huh," Adam replied.





"Then why did you?" said the Father.





"I don't know," said Eve.





"She started it!" Adam said





"Did not!"





"Did too!"





"DID NOT!"





Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and
Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has
never changed.

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