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Friday, May 12, 2006

Friday Funnies and Links To Waste Time

Once again blogger is deciding which pictures I can upload. Some days I hate blogger.So you get to suffer along with me. Oh Joy!!!

Welcome to my new readers. And of course my friends that drop by everyday!!!!!


Degree Confluence Project
http://www.confluence.org/index.php
RACING Lawn Mower Racing Association!
http://www.letsmow.com/
Grits
http://www.mikeandshelly.com/aboutgrits.html
Food Value
http://www.naturalways.com/medValFd.htm

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A young boy was in the shower with his grandfather and asked him if grandma looked the same as they did between her legs. Grandpa said, "No sonny, when she was young it looked like a peach with fuzz on it and now it looks like a cow turd that a wagon wheel has run through."
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face, carefully shaving him with a straight razor, while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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A young boy was in the shower with his grandfather and asked him if grandma looked the same as they did between her legs. Grandpa said, "No sonny, when she was young it looked like a peach with fuzz on it and now it looks like a cow turd that a wagon wheel has run through."
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face, carefully shaving him with a straight razor, while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

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"Resignation Letter"
ANYBODY LOOKING TO RESIGN CAN USE THIS LETTER:
Dear Sir,
This will confirm my fucking resignation with your fucked up company. I have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills. I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that await me, unlike when I worked with you assholes. My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night and cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested and received last week. Hopefully, your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've left undone for the new team, as well as the ongoing projects I never completed. Once the company figures out that you don't know a damn thing, they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well. Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you see me on the street, unless you want your ass kicked. My experience with this fucking company has been very unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary. She is a good fucker. She screwed me on your desk when you were away. She told me that you screwed her every time she appealed for salary increment. She enjoyed sex with me but not with a corpse like you. In short, you are not only a fucker but a poor fucker. Anyway, I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you as a stepping stone to a better future. I wish you and the organization not a fucking thing, bitch-ass motherfuckers.
Yours sincerely,


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